The legend continues. Tom Brady put in a flawless performance and threw three touchdowns to receivers he personally convinced to join the team for the season. Combined with a ridiculous defense which never let Mahomes set his feet or pass to an open man and you have a lopsided blowout. Tom Brady is now 7-3 in 10 Super Bowl appearances. There have only ever been 55 Superbowls.
The statistics are crazy. The man is 43 years old. No other football player that old has even imagined playing at the Super Bowl. I love it even more that this legend, the greatest athlete of all time in any sport, is a Trump supporter and a straight white man. He's a testament to what the right wing can do when measured objectively and according to merit, not bullshit. Every white straight man with sane beliefs could be masters of their craft just like Tom Brady is, if the competition were as fair as the football field. For instance, I wrote the greatest book of all time, but because writing is not measured objectively like football is, I don't get seven super bowl rings for my efforts. How many more geniuses like me are languishing in the shadows? When Tom Brady hoists that Lombardi trophy, he's hoisting it for us all.
There is truth in sport. And the truth is straight white men are the best. We dominate football. We dominate math and science. We dominate war. We dominate philosophy. We dominate medicine. We dominate literature. We dominate everything.
Apparently Charles Murray is writing a new book titled 'Facing Reality.' We certainly need a book like that and I wish it the best of luck convincing liberals -- but the visceral reality of Tom Brady conquering yet again probably does a better job of it than 100,000 words.
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