Kojo Denka no Kateikyoshi light novels 4-20 are available in English:

I've long lamented the lack of an anime sequel to Kojo Denka.  There is a bevy of adorable girls in this series and I like the magical setting.  The manga adaption hasn't reached where the anime adaption ended, so it's useless.  However, the light novels have been translated far beyond the anime.  The anime covers volumes 1-3.  The English translated light novels already reach 20.  I know what I'm going to be doing this month. . .

Speaking of Koujo Denka, this is a good time to induct its protagonist, Allen, into my wonderful hall of fame.  He receives the energetic and resolute 'The Fire-Powered Ship' from FF5 as his theme song.

Before this windfall I was reading Fire Emblem manga.  It's all very good, but none of the manga fully covers the games, so it's also pretty frustrating.  Fortune's Weave is coming soon, so getting hyped with the older Fire Emblem content made sense.

I also discovered that the Release that Witch manhua has been fully translated, it's just that the manhua didn't fully cover the web novel, which is why it ends at such a random point.  Apparently the web novel gets worse and worse over time so we didn't actually miss much.

As for Shikkakumon, the last chapter of the manga came out today, and it fully covers the light novels.  It's an open-ended ending with Matthias and his friends promising to go on more adventurous battles deep into space together.  Not exactly what I'd hoped for from an ending -- Matthias and Lurie never officially get together, and it's unclear whether their homeland is even in peril anymore, or whether they're just fighting for fun at this point.

The startling aspect of this manga is that the anime covers 37% of it in only 12 eps.  Two more seasons would have been enough to fully cover the story.  But I do understand the problem, the remaining story arcs are just 'more of the same,' with no real character growth, so what's the point animating the rest?

Futsutsuka na Akujou is only slated to run for 11 episodes, so it might not qualify for my top anime rankings after all.  If it doesn't get a sequel announcement I'll have to replace it with Demons Crest and make it one of my top ranking movies instead.

Sena route read:

It was embarrassing for Sena from Tenpure!! to be in my wonderful hall of fame when I hadn't even read her route in full.  If I liked her that much, why wasn't I trying to get to know her?  But that hypocrisy is over because now I've finished her story.  She was as charming as ever in the additional content, asking to be Sora's wife and asking to have his babies.  She's very proactive, she was also the first to confess.  It certainly makes life easy for the boy.

In other wonderful hall of fame news, I added Robin Hood back in, represented by a new theme song, 'Fight it Out!,' which is much more fitting than his previous one.  Robin Hood isn't really a historical figure, no more so than Rhett Butler from Gone With the Wind, at least.  There was no reason for me to be so harsh on him.

I also gave Mikuru a new theme song, 'Warren Report,' which is a much more sonorous song than her previous 'Hare Hare Yukai.'  Hare was demoted to a 2-star song and thus ineligible to be in my wonderful hall of fame.  This demotion also means my music is back to 5 balanced tiers of 1100 songs a piece, like it should be.  The new 'Amore' song was given a 5-star rating, and every other tier demoted one song to keep things balanced, with 'Heaven's Door' from Front Mission Gun Hazard being kicked out entirely.

'Fight it Out!' and 'Warren Report' were the last two 4-star songs from Tactics Ogre, and Ogre Battle in general, that didn't have a fictional character attached to them.  Now this wonderful repository of music is fully mobilized.

The first full weekend of college football was super fun, with close games between ranked teams for three days in a row (Oregon vs. Boise State, Ole Miss vs. Louisville, and SMU vs. Florida State).  Georgia Tech vs. Colorado on Thursday was also close and fun.  It doesn't get much better than that.  I enjoyed the World Cup, but football is the one true spectator sport.

Tomorrow it will be the NFL's turn to dazzle.

Minori Event Cleared:

Heaven Burns Red released a new event and score challenge, this time with Minori as the focus character.  The event itself was a tearjerker, about how Minori as a child tried to send a letter to her dead mother's grave in a faraway town by attaching it to a balloon, only for people across space and time to slowly get it physically to her grave, where she found it as an adult.

I moderately like Minori, she is in my fictional character hall of fame, and this was a moderately good event.  Most of the bar scenes were dumb, but the one where Ichiko insisted all five of her little sisters marry her and that she would make all of them happy was hilarious.

The score challenge was tough this time.  Two enemies, who continuously sap your sp with their attacks, and both of them have an e-shield that only takes chink damage from light or dark element attacks.  My light and dark squads are hopelessly too weak to handle bosses like these, but that was okay because my critical penetration squad has an answer for this too:  Unison Karen has a special ability, when she's in psycho-killer mode, all of her attacks count as successful chinks of e-shields.  So I used Yingxia's ability to give extra multihits to psyscho-mode Karen and she would break the enemy for me.  From there cute-mode Karen would get their devastation rate up and imp Yayoi would finish them off.

It also helped that fox Miya's radiant arrow happened to be a light attack, so she worked with Karen to break the opponents while lowering their defense and giving everyone extra sp.  It was the same for Inori, her base exclusive ability is a dark attack, so she also came in handy when it came to breaking the opponent's e-shields.  The versatility of my critical penetration squad is not to be underestimated.  At first I could beat the boss but not get the score I needed for the full rewards, 2,200,000, but I used the loot from my initial victory to get unison Karen to limit break level 3, and then used that new power to push me over the top, and fully won after a few more tries.  Unison Karen level 3 is amazing.  Someday I'll get her to level 4 and be even more amazing.

I got the last nordstrom crystal I needed and completed all the enhancements for all my characters.  That sure took a while.

It goes to show that all the money I've spent is just barely letting me keep up with these score challenges, though.  I can never relax on my laurels, I'm only ever barely strong enough.

I rewatched Witch Hat Atelier, which now makes it officially qualified for my top anime rankings.  It's definitely a great series, with amazing art and animation, and a fully fleshed out setting.  I came away from it liking Qifrey, Coco's sensei, more than before, so I added him to my wonderful hall of fame.  That gets me to 1840 characters in all.

Now the only great anime I haven't rewatched is the anime that's still currently airing.  I'm fulfilling my promise as closely as possible.

SAO Progressive volume 9 read:

The latest volume of SAO Progressive came out in English recently, so I plopped down $9 to buy it for my Kindle and dug in.  Every SAO novel is a delight.  Reki Kawahara is by far the best light novelist in Japan.  Unfortunately, he's still a liberal, so one of the subthemes of this novel was about a gay dark elf and how sad it was that the fantasy society around him didn't support his lifestyle.  But that was a minor tangent, the main topic of the story was more adorable moments between Kirito and Asuna, the best heterosexual relationship in fiction.  Kirito and Asuna took a bath together, slept together, and Kirito announced he wouldn't want to outlive Asuna, which left her spluttering in embarrassment.  That's a lot of 'progression' for a couple that isn't even a couple yet.

There was no progress up the Aincrad castle, they actually went down some floors, and then the story ended abruptly in the middle of a cliffhanger.  At the rate Reki writes these books we'll die of old age before Kirito reaches the 20th floor.  Oh well, I'll take what I can get.

The real question is why Yen Press hasn't translated the 29th volume of the mainline SAO yet.  That's what I really want to read.

If Reki Kawahara could ever finish SAO and Demons Crest, and then it was fully animated, it could be the #1 anime of all time.  Unfortunately we all know none of those things will actually happen.  Instead we get these dribs and drabs.

Meanwhile, I finished Shio's route in Tenpure!! and moved on to Sena's.  Sena's very beautiful, with long pink hair and bright blue eyes.  But she's no match for Shio even on Sena's route.  As Shio is Sora's imouto, she's constantly interacting with him even when Sena is the official girlfriend, and I'm always more attracted to Shio than Sena.  It actually reminds me how the best scenes in every route of Tenshin Ranman were Sana's scenes, regardless of which girl you were dating.  Sana was also a brocon imouto no matter which route you chose, so the resemblance is to be expected.  Neither Shio nor Sana are blood-related, but in Shio's case she only recently moved in with Sora due to their parents' marriage, whereas Sana grew up with her onii-san, so there is a slight variation there.

Tenpure!! has a lot of erotic content and not much plot once you get onto a specific girl's route, so like the after stories of Happiness 2 my interest in the work has degraded.  Not vanished, but it does mean I have to leaven it out with other things -- such as SAO Progressive or Parchment & Wolf.

Amore:

I decided the opening theme to 'I Want to Love You Till Your Dying Day,' 'Amore,' was a song worthy of my music hall of fame.  The moment it qualified for that, it automatically became the song most suitable for Sheena, the protagonist of the show, so it also entered my wonderful hall of fame.  I'll have to find a new candidate for 'Pagan Poetry' to get back in.  Speaking of 'I Want to Love You Till Your Dying Day,' I decided to flip its ranking of #121 with Futsutsuka na Akujou, #180, because every week Futsutsuka delivers a better episode.  I can't defy the truth my eyes tells me every week.

Meanwhile, the monthly refresh in Heaven Burns Red got me some nice loot.  Among other things, I got base Hisame to max limit break level 4, base Tama to level 2 and maou Bon Ivar to level 1.  I really have gone 'all in' on Hisame, this was the last powerup she could get and now she has it.  Sadly it still isn't enough to get her a slot in my critical penetration squad.  If anything I would replace samurai Inori with maou Bon Ivar in the future.  Maou Bon Ivar has some amazing abilities, especially once she reaches level 4 limit break, which will probably never happen because it costs too much.  But anyway, she has a higher ceiling than Hisame.

Yesterday's monthly pageview count didn't include the pageviews that arrived during the 31st, so the actual new monthly record was 277,857.  I thought the 80,000 pageviews I got last month was impressive, and this is over three times that.  I don't expect this strange newfound popularity to last, because after all I'm not writing about anything important anymore, but it's fun to see while it lasts.

P.S.:  Okay, I've given 'Pagan Poetry' to Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier.  He will be my 1840th wonderful character.  Cher from Cluesless will get 'I Still Do' by the Cranberries as my 1839th.

Parchment & Wolf volume 12 read:

The latest Parchment light novel came out recently, so I dug in.  The book is short enough to read in half a day.  The story this time is quite simple -- a bunch of people are doing various things to prepare for the ecumenical council, which includes Col and Myuri planning how they'll live after it's done.  It's all very sweet and wholesome.  Sadly short and sweet stories aren't much grist for the soul.  Hopefully the next volume will have some more serious, eventful moments to talk about.

Recently Zero Hedge had an article about a poll showing that only 35% of women aged 25 or below had a generally favorable opinion of men.  These are the women men most want to date, and they hate our guts.  Pursuing women is a waste of time and energy, as proven yet again.

The same article, or another one, had a poll showing that 23% of younger Americans were LGBT+.  The overwhelming majority of these deviants were women.  Which means yet again there is a huge surplus of men who want to be with women but can't, because women don't want men.

The real solution is a law mandating all women marry by the age of 20, which would match them up with men perforce, but so long as we live in the current social environment, the solution is for men to give up on women and pursue vicarious romances to be found in books, visual novels, video games, anime, manga, etc.  The vicarious romances are free and voluntary and they'll never betray you.  It's such an obviously better deal than real life American women.

Anyone who argues that women would like men more if they behaved better should take a look at South Korea and Japan.  The men behave much better over there -- less likely to do crime, take drugs, sleep around, be homeless, whatever -- but women hate the men there more than they do here.  They're even less likely to get married.  Women's assessment of men has nothing to do with the actual worth of men.  It has to do with the anti-male propaganda in today's climate, and the slanted law code that favors women over men when it comes to education, employment, divorce courts, etc., which leave men with less socioeconomic status than they would normally have if they were allowed to compete evenly with women.  After World War II, when all the men were college educated or well-employed but few of the women were, men easily found young wives to marry and have lots of kids.  Those men were not special or better than Japanese men are today.  The difference is now so many laws have been passed that benefit women that the relative sexual market value has drastically changed.

If we got rid of all the government programs and regulations that keep women employed (like public education and health care and anti-discrimination laws), they would suddenly be very interested in finding a husband.  But it's impossible to do this, either, because women are the majority of voters in universal democracies, another stupid innovation that men suicidally did to themselves.

Since men aren't willing to do anything about the trap they've put themselves in, the alternative is to do nothing.  We're still allowed to do nothing.

While not doing anything in particular to attract more views, this blog reached a new record high of monthly views: 275,589.  So doing nothing really does seem to work.

Happiness 2 read:

I've finished all the routes including the 'grand story' route that unlocks after you complete all the routes.  All that's left is the after stories which are basically sex romps with little story content.  Of course I will get to the after stories eventually, but for now it would be more productive to play Tenpure!!'s actual story content, and Amairo Islenauts' actual story content after Tenpure!!, instead.  Story over sex.

I do like in the 'grand story' route you get to hook up with Mizuki, so my decision to include 'Shizuki/Mizuki' in my wonderful hall of fame is all the more justified.  Now Mizuki is as important a character as Shizuki.  There were hints Mizuki also liked her onii-chan in the other routes but it was never clear to what extent until now.  It turns out Mizuki and her onii-chan, Kazuki, are actually star-crossed lovers who shared a similar bond in a past life that they can now remember.  It reminds me of Ricca in Da Capo 3.

Anyway, I enjoyed Happiness 2 from start to finish, which is why it earned two slots in my wonderful hall of fame.  Tenpure!! has also earned two slots, with Shio and Sena already represented, so I expect similar or better from Tenpure!! now that I can concentrate on it.

On top of that, the college football season is underway, and the NFL regular season starts in two weeks.  Fall is going to be busy.

In Heaven Burns Red, I secured swimsuit Satomi for free, which is nice, because she's quite pretty in a swimsuit, unlike her base form.

Bleach returned to sanity as it's revealed that Ywach can manipulate which worldline becomes the future, allowing him to completely negate the worldline where Orihime sacrifices herself to defeat him.  She's been returned to the battlefield safe and sound.