This is a nukige, so don't expect too much from it. But what plot it does have is surprisingly sweet. Especially Ameri/Shiro's story. Of course Ameri is the best character, you can tell from first sight. But to think that she was a supergenius who assumed a dumb split personality just to get her parents to stop pestering her to work for them. That's an awesome rebellion right there. Children aren't convenient slave labor. If you have a child, it's because you want to take care of them, not because you want them to take care of you.
Walter Wallace had nine children (possibly ten?) before he was gunned down at age 27. 27! 9-10 kids! How many more if he hadn't felt like knifing the cops that day? Jesus Christ. With a long list of arrests and felony assaults on others, including women, yeah, he was such a lovable guy. Definitely deserving of his own harem. I'm sure he took good care of all his kids too.
In Nyan Cafe Macchiato you attract Ameri by saving her from a criminal molester, but in the real world you get a dozen girlfriends and ten children by being the criminal. Meanwhile nice, hardworking, honest and devoted men get precisely no one. They are littered all across this country, single men with impeccable records. Over half the damn population. But no, all the women choose Walter Wallace. Walter Wallace! Aspiring rapper!
Women have lost the right to run their own lives. We gave them the chance to prove they could make good decisions on their own and this is what they've chosen to do with it. Most everybody childless, single and unloved, betrayed and cheated on and dumped multiple times, except for Walter Fucking Wallace, career criminal and aspiring rapper, newlywed with ten children. It's time we try something new -- a complete ban on extramarital sex, combined with mandatory marriage by age 20 and 2 children by age 25, for all women. Of course divorce and separation also won't exist. For any girl who can't make up her mind on a guy of her own choosing by age 20, they'll be paired up by arranged marriage, by their parents or an AI matchmaking algorithm. A girl forced to settle down and actually marry a man won't be chasing after the likes of Walter Wallace. And no father of the bride would arrange for Walter Wallace to be their daughter's husband. The Walter Wallaces of the world must be denied the right to reproduce while all the decent law abiding hardworking loving types get their due. Finally. Justice.
Money is worthless. We're all swimming in it. Machines churn it out all on their own initiative. We don't even have to lift a finger to produce everything necessary in life. The only real currency in this world is access to reproduction. We must redistribute the means of reproduction, from each according to their ability, to each according to their rightful due!
Who cares if Walter Wallace didn't have as much money as he wanted? The real inequality here is the number of girlfriends and children Walter Wallace had. Who is going to protest that inequity? This world is a clown show where admitted crazy shiftless felons can have 10 kids by age 27 while the rest of the millennial generation mostly has 0!
Meanwhile there's a new poll out saying 30% of 20-something women say they're LGBT. This is nothing, I've seen polls where 60% of young women claim they're bisexual. But the point stands. These women are all opting out of the reproductive market, 30% of the population! What about the 30% of men now left, suddenly, in the cold, with absolutely no redress? Through no choice of their own, through no fault of their own? No access to reproduction! For no reason! This too cannot be allowed to stand. These women are the gateways to men's dreams. To our future. Our legacy in this world. They can't just close their doors and say, sorry, we don't feel like it, we prefer to watch the world, hope, and everything end.
Fuck these LGBT's. Kidnap them and rape them and force them to bear our children. They have no right -- no right -- to just close the door on our futures! They don't get to decide anymore. Their decisions are awful. Patently, brazenly, obviously untenable. They'd choose for this to be the last generation of mankind! For some bizarre reason, the sex capable of reproduction has no interest in reproduction. It was a mistake by God to give them the equipment since they obviously don't have the brains to use it. God should've given men the wombs. But it is what it is. Since we don't have the wombs, we must take them. There is no other choice. They give us no other choice. They have no right to property that just happened to be born inside their stomachs. They did nothing to earn it. Nothing to deserve it. Nothing to own it. They're just selfishly hoarding it and keeping it from others who want to use it, while not using it themselves. By the right of eminent domain, the government has the right to seize people's property for the public good, so that it can be put to its best use. Well, what do you call all these wasted wombs in the hands of the LGBT's and the Walter Wallace fuckers?
Eminent domain doesn't just apply to people wasting a hill full of platinum because they prefer to use it as a go-cart race course. It applies to women who, unaccountably, have wombs but, selfishly, won't use them.
I have to remind people again. Men are the most qualified, educated, peaceful, productive, mannerly and powerful they've ever been. We have broken every world record in every field, from Chess to yield per acre. The theory that somehow, unlike the past ten thousand years, we just haven't earned the right to marry someone and have children is patently absurd. On what basis? By what objective standard? Women can't say they'd love to marry and gift us with children, but we're just too high on drugs and unemployed or whatever. Record low unemployment! Highest ever median household income! Most ever college degrees! It's all total nonsense! We've done everything anyone could possibly hope or ask from us! The truth is women are failing to live up to our standards, not us to theirs!
Enough is enough. The State was designed for situations like these. When private persuasion fails only public compulsion remains. Eminent domain laws were designed for these eventualities. What could be more wasted property than empty, unfertile, barren wombs? We know what's right -- married, loving, bountiful families. We also know what's wrong -- Walter Wallace having his pick of a harem, 30% sexual deviancy rates, and only 40% of millennials with children. When the situation is so crystal clear, so obviously out of balance, why can't we declare freedom to have failed and substitute the wisdom of compulsion in its stead? We gave women freedom for 100 years to see if they could handle it and this is where it's gotten us. They obviously cannot handle it. They are hopelessly incompetent. If we leave them at the wheel mankind will go extinct. Their choices suck.
When men decided who women wed things worked fine. For 10,000 years humanity survived and advanced into ever greater levels of civilization. We leave things to women for 100 years and we're devolving into Walter Wallace harems. It's a joke. It's a farce. How long must we cling to these debunked ideologies and fallacies? Their failure is staring us in the face. Women are not competent individuals capable of deciding things on their own. If they were, they wouldn't all be fat barren freaks. It's just staring us in the face. The answer is staring us in the face!
I was gunning for the harem route from the beginning with Nyan Cafe, but only ended up getting it by following a walkthrough at the very end. It's a narrow path full of pitfalls. I didn't mind ending up with Ameri on my first try, I guess it was sort of fated, but it sure was nice to get the harem I envisioned from the beginning, finally, months after I started playing this game. With all CG's unlocked I can now safely retire the game and wait for the upcoming Aiyoku no Eustia patch. It's 100% translated and 100% edited, so it shouldn't be long now. I can't wait to see the continuation of this story which is most definitely not a nukige, but a genuine classical fantasy masterpiece that elevates the entire visual novel genre to a high art.
Also, I did a census of the reason behind a character being listed in my fictional character hall of fame. The easiest way to be specially meritorious was to have a superpower (55% of all characters). Being part of a ruling family helped (7%), as did having a genius level talent at some high prestige job or other (15%). Some were cute and lovable for no good reason, or perhaps too many reasons to pin down (3%). Only 20% succeeded in gaining entry through sheer moral fortitude. These people impressed me with no special connections or abilities, by simply doing the right thing, something anyone alive could do today. In a way they're the true role models. If women would behave like these characters, which nothing stops them from doing because they're normal humans like anyone else, we wouldn't need any state intervention:
Da Capo: Nemu, Aoi, Charles, Yoshiyuki, Tamaki, Jun'ichi, Miharu, Anzu, Koko, Minatsu
One Piece: Kaya
Bleach: Yuzu
Utawarerumono: Yuzuha
Clannad: Kanako, Ryou, Mei, Nagisa, Tomoya, Akio, Youhei, Yusuke, Ushio, Fuko, Kyou, Tomoyo, Yukine, Sanae
Little Busters: Rin, Komari, Saya, Sasami, Kyousuke, Haruka, Kanata, Masato, Kudryavka, Riki, Kengo, Mio, Yuiko
Sword Art Online: Asuna, Ryoutarou, Keiko, Shino, Suguha, Rika
Kyoukai no Rinne: Sakura
Inuyasha: Rin
Baskemonogatari: Sodachi
Tolkien's Middle Earth: Frodo, Samwise
Kanon: Nayuki, Yuichi, Ayu, Sayuri, Makoto, Shiori, Mai, Akiko
Rewrite: Akane, Haruhiko
To Love-ru: Mikan, Rito, Haruna
Cross Game: Wakaba, Akane, Ichiyo
Majikoi: Tadakatsu, Kazuko
Higurashi: Satoko, Keiichi, Shion, Mion
Code Geass: Shirley
Rurouni Kenshin: Misao
Konozora: Asa, Kotori
Touch/Mix: Haruka, Otomi
PapaKiki: Sora, Hina, Yuuta, Miu, Kouichi
Grisaia: Michiru, Amane, Sachi
Haganai: Kodaka
Xenogears/Xenosaga: Sakura
Hayate no Gotoku: Ayumu
Ranma 1/2: Akane
Maria-sama ga Miteru: Yumi, Touko, Shimako, Yoshino, Noriko
Haruhi Suzumiya: Kyon
Valkyria Chronicles: Faldio
Dragon Quest (XI): Gemma
Air: Misuzu, Yukito, Ryuya
Card Captor Sakura: Meiling
Shakugan no Shana: Kazumi
Amagami SS: Miya
Oreimo: Kyosuke, Ruri
Koichoco: Isara, Chisato, Yuuki
Angel Beats: Yuzuru
Bakuman: Kaya
Toradora: Ryuji, Minori, Taiga
Vividred Operation: Momo
Steins;Gate: Mayuri
Senren * Banka: Genjuurou, Koharu
Honzuki no Gekokujou: Lutz
Hibike! Euphonium: Kumiko, Reina
Mikakunin de Shinkoukei: Kobeni
Yama no Susume: Kokona, Hinata, Aoi
Outbreak Company: Shinichi
Akaneiro ni Somaru Saka: Jun'ichi
Oreshura: Chiwa, Ai, Eita
Anohana: Meiko, Naruko, Jinta
Spice and Wolf: Lawrence
Hoshizora Memoria: Asuho, Chinami
Ro-Kyu-Bu!: Subaru
Happiness!: Sumomo
Hyouka: Mayaka
Kenichi: Kenichi, Hermit
Aiyoku no Eustia: Eustia
Summer Pockets: Hairi, Umi
Scrapped Princess: Pacifica
Aisheteruze Baby: Kippei, Yuzuyu
Junai Sensation: Junichi, Ai
Hatsukoi 1/1/: Runa, Kyou
Kanojo mo Kanojo: Naoya, Nagisa
Sanoba Witch: Meguru
Kobato: Kiyokazu, Kobato
Ef: Chihiro, Mizuki
Btooom!: Emilia
A Song of Ice and Fire: Sansa, Arya
Sora no Woto: Kanata, Kureha
Rocket Girls: Yukari, Matsuri
Major: Mutsuko
Myself/Yourself: Hinako, Shuri
Baka to Test: Minami, Mizuki
Sakura Trick: Yuu, Haruka
Kemono Friends: Kaban
Futari Ecchi: Makoto, Yura
Lucky Star: Tsukasa, Kagami
Kimi ni Todoke: Sawako
Ao Haru Ride: Futaba
High School of the Dead: Takashi
Omoi, Omoware, Furi, Furare: Rio
Binbou Shimai Monogatari: Asu
Planetarian: Yumemi
Umineko: Battler
Miyuki: Miyuki
Boku ga Inai Machi: Airi
To Heart: Multi
Hataraku Maou-sama: Chiho
Nichijou: Mio
Locodol: Nanako
Yuru Yuri: Akari
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun: Chiyo
Spirited Away: Chihiro
Natsuiro Kiseki: Yuka
Kokoro Toshokan: Kokoro
Schwarzesmarken: Lise
GATE: Yoji
Working!: Popura
School Days: Kotonoha
Tokyo Magnitude 8.0: Mirai
Tari Tari: Wakana
Non Non Biyori: Komari
AKB0048: Sonata
Baccano!: Eve
Hanasaku Iroha: Ohana
Usagi Drop: Rin
Grave of the Fireflies: Seita
Nekopara: Chocola
Kodomo no Jiken: Rin
Strobe Edge: Ren
I'm Not a Lolicon!: Chise
Q and A: Atsushi
Trinoline: Yuuri
The 100 Girlfriends who really, really, really, really, really love you: Shizuka.
It isn't that hard to be a good person. All these role models managed it without the assistance of any superpower or talent or connections. You could take after any of these examples, any one of them you like. If you can't do that you've ceded whatever human rights or liberties you were born with and should be disposed of in whatever way aids the collective of good people who do choose to do the right thing. Human Rights presuppose humans, and the only humans in my books are at least of this level.
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