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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Introducing the Electroscale:

Every morning everyone has to first step onto the electroscale, which checks your weight, and if you're overweight, then electrocutes you via being plugged into the wall.  Foolproof enforcement.  The electroscale also sends the weight data to a central enforcement processor, so if you didn't get your weight taken that day police will be sent to drag you outside and shoot you in the back of the head (unless you have some sort of valid excuse), so avoiding the electroscale won't save you.

Obesity is a choice both personally and societally.  If we want, as a society, to end obesity, all we need is the electroscale.  Why do we put up with obvious wrong and bad behavior, from anyone?  Like booming loud music, there are easy and final solutions for all these problems.

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