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Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Apples to Apples Anime Rankings:

 

Apples to Apples Anime Rankings:

The overall rankings are a comprehensive resource to draw upon, but wouldn't it be fun to sometimes compare apples to apples?  What if I did a rankings of exclusively short series compared to each other?  How about rankings of exclusively completed series versus each other?  If I carve these rankings up into smaller pictures, a new picture of quality comes to light not reflected by the overall head to head competition.

Incomplete short stories have the most working against them.  If we filtered out everyone who comes from a more advantaged background, however, who shows up as a diamond in the rough?

(Incomplete, for the purposes of this post at least, is defined to be missing such a large segment of the the show that it gives you no sense of resolution whatsoever and leaves you wanting to kill someone because your show has been so severely butchered.)

Top Incomplete Series with greater than 11 episodes but fewer than or equal to 25 episodes of non-filler content (and no announced sequels that would bring the episode count above 25 or to a satisfying conclusion):

1.  Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai
2.  Angel Beats
3.  Boku ha Tomodachi ga Sukunai
4.  Eromanga Sensei
5.  Suka Suka
6.  Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
7.  Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
8.  Ryuuou no Oshigoto!
9.  New Game
10.  Shadows House
11.  No Game No Life
12.  Juuou Mujin no Fafnir
13.  Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai!
14.  High School of the Dead
15.  Akame ga Kill!
16.  Ken Tensei
17.  Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear
18.  Oshi no Ko
19.  Kanojo mo Kanojo
20.  Outbreak Company
21.  Claymore
22.  Sakura Trick
23.  Rokka no Yuusha
24.  Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
25.  Hyouka
26.  100 Kanojo
27.  Death March
28.  Choyoyu
29.  Hanayamata
30.  Locodol
31.  Isekai Nonbiri Nouka
32.  Dimension W
33.  Btooom!
34.  Shikkakumon
35.  Gate
36.  Kitakubu Katsudou Kiroku
37.  Sore ga Seiyuu
38.  Broken Blade
39.  Tearmoon Empire
40.  Ore no Kanojo to Osananajimi ga Shuraba Sugiru!
41.  Kami-tachi ni Hirowareta Otoko
42.  Amagi Brilliant Park
43.  Sokushi Cheat
44.  Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
45.  Ao Haru Ride
46.  Imouto Sae Ireba ii
47.  Sora no Otoshimono
48.  Joukamachi no Dandelion

These are basically the 48 shows that are great despite getting terribly shafted by the anime gods.  There's no telling what their potential could be if they had been given either more length and/or a satisfying ending.  They could be top 10 shows.  For all we know they could be the best anime ever.  Since they never got a chance to be heard, their worth is totally obfuscated and plunged deep down into the rankings through no fault of their own.  These are the 48 unsung heroes of my rankings, who managed to be some of the best anime around with both arms and both legs tied behind their backs.

Top Incomplete Series with greater than 25 episodes but fewer than or equal to 50 episodes of non-filler content (and no announced sequels that would bring the episode count above 50 or to a satisfying conclusion):

1.  K-On!
2.  Seikai no Monshou/Senki/Danshou
3.  Spy x Family
4.  Sousou no Frieren
5.  Haruhi Suzumiya
6.  Maria-sama ga Miteru
7.  Grisaia
8.  The World God Only Knows
9.  Edens Zero
10.  Berserk
11.  Vinland Saga
12.  Granblue Fantasy the Animation
13.  Yama no Susume
14.  Honzuki no Gekokujou
15.  Flame of Recca
16.  Youjo Senki
17.  Umineko no Naku Koro ni
18.  Spice and Wolf
19.  Kiniro Mosaic
20.  Guyver
21.  Akatsuki no Yona
22.  Aishiteru ze Baby
23.  Valkyria Chronicles
24.  The Eminence in Shadow
25.  Goblin Slayer
26.  Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
27.  Bastard!!
28.  Yuru Yuri
29.  Hataraku Maou-sama!
30.  Miyuki
31.  H2
32.  Kimi ni Todoke

These shows were given a little more support, but still not nearly enough length to get the story told.  They're just as betrayed as their shorter cousins, and likewise, any of these shows may well be a top 10 or #1 contender if they'd just been given a chance.  32 more missed opportunities.

Top Incomplete Series with length beyond 50 episodes but still clearly not enough because it still abruptly breaks off midway (and no announced sequels that would bring the series to a satisfying conclusion):

1.  Fairy Tail
2.  Dragon Ball
3.  Sword Art Online
4.  Bake-(etc)-monogatari
5.  Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha
6.  To Aru Majutsu no Index/Kagaku no Railgun
7.  Major
8.  Full Metal Panic!
9.  Ranma 1/2
10.  Rurouni Kenshin
11.  Da Capo
12.  World of Witches
13.  DanMachi
14.  Hayate no Gotoku
15.  Saki
16.  Touch/MIX
17.  Boku no Hero Academia
18.  Hunter x Hunter
19.  Tales of 'X'
20.  To Love-ru
21.  History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
22.  Hikaru no Go
23.  Prince of Tennis
24.  Kyoukai no Rinne
25.  Soul Eater
26.  Baccano/Durarara
27.  Chihayafuru

These shows were given a lot of support, but the rug was snatched out from under them at just the wrong moment, toppling them down from any chance to compete for the title of the best.  Like usual, a lot of these shows could be in the top 10, or even try for the position of #1, if the support had been as thorough as that given to One Piece or Naruto has been.

That covers all the incomplete but still great ranking series.  Now let's fairly compare shows that reached their conclusions but did so with varying lengths.  Short series should only have to compare to other short series, medium to medium, and so on.

Complete Series with greater than 11 episodes but fewer than or equal to 25 episodes of non-filler content aired or announced:

1.  Kanon
2.  Shinsekai Yori
3.  Katanagatari
4.  Princess Principal
5.  Basilisk
6.  Scrapped Princess
7.  Ef
8.  Vividred Operation
9.  Record of Lodoss War
10.  Kanata no Astra
11.  Ro-Kyu-Bu!
12.  Sora no Woto
13.  Ano Hi Mita Hana no Namae o Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai
14.  Kobato
15.  Air
16.  Shukufuku no Campanella
17.  Valvrave the Liberator
18.  Akaneiro ni Somaru Saka
19.  Rocket Girls
20.  Tari Tari
21.  Shiroi Suna no Aquatope
22.  Selection Project
23.  School Days
24.  Schwarzesmarken
25.  Extreme Hearts
26.  High School Fleet
27.  Nekopara
28.  Atelier Escha/Ryza
29.  Myself;Yourself
30.  Kokoro Toshokan
31.  Natsuiro Kiseki
32.  Zettai Bouei Leviathan
33.  Gosick
34.  Happiness!
35.  Kamisama ni Natta hi
36.  Boku Dake ga Inai Machi
37.  Shuumatsu no Izetta
38.  Girlish Number

These shows are impressive because they managed to enter my rankings with a short story that introduced everyone, created a wall of complications, and broke it down all within just 25 eps or fewer.  To think that you can do so much with so little really proves the genius of the creators behind these shows.  If anyone is looking for a satisfying list to start watching anime on, these short stories with proper conclusions are probably your best bet.

Complete Series with length greater than 25 but fewer than or equal to 50 episodes of non-filler content aired or announced:

1.  Uma Musume
2.  Clannad
3.  Little Busters!
4.  Cross Game
5.  Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru
6.  Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
7.  Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
8.  Hibike! Euphonium
9.  Girls und Panzer
10.  AKB0048
11.  Non Non Biyori
12.  Angelic Layer
13.  Shin Seiki Evangelion
14.  Cowboy Bebop
15.  Uuchuu no Stellvia
16.  Vandread
17.  Shirobako
18.  Toradora!
19.  Hanasaku Iroha
20.  Puella Magi Madoka Magica
21.  KonoSuba
22.  Samurai Champloo
23.  Steins;Gate
24.  Zero no Tsukaima
25.  Wake Up, Girls!
26.  Amagami SS
27.  Kuromukuro
28.  Martian Successor Nadesico
29.  To Heart
30.  Assassination Classroom
31.  Tamayura
32.  Death Note 
33.  Mahoromatic

I love this category.  This category has zero flaws.  It's sufficiently long to tell almost any tale imaginable, while still reaching a proper ending and not just wandering off into eternal no plot progress hell.  It gives you the story, the whole story, and nothing but the story.  These shows are like laser beams of greatness.  It's no wonder so many of them are such famous classics that the whole world showers them with praise, even people who generally hate anime still end up liking shows that fall into this category.  This is like Goldilocks' favorite porridge.

Complete Series of length beyond 50 episodes of non-filler content aired or announced:

1.  One Piece
2.  Naruto
3.  Pretty Cure
4.  Bleach
5.  Fate/Etc
6.  Code Geass
7.  Kimetsu no Yaiba
8.  Inuyasha
9.  Love Live!
10.  Utawarerumono
11.  Higurashi no naku koro ni
12.  Macross
13.  The Idolm@ster
14.  Sailor Moon
15.  Bakuman
16.  Shingeki no Kyojin
17.  Yu Yu Hakusho
18.  Working!
19.  Shakugan no Shana
20.  BanG Dream!
21.  Card Captor Sakura
22.  Galaxy Angel

This is the measuring rod.  These shows were given everything they could possibly ask for.  All the length they could dream of to do whatever they wished with, while still reaching the end of their story and resolving all the loose threads.  If you can't win with this much support, then there's no one left to blame but yourself.  If you aren't #1 after this, then you just plain don't deserve to be #1.  These are the most envied shows in anime, the gods of the anime world that everyone says to themselves "if only they'd treated me like they had treated them, if only those elite pampered stuck-up shows of privilege had to live down in the hood like me, I'd teach them a thing or two!"  There's no woulda, coulda or shoulda about these guys.  They just are.  And it's no wonder they hog the top ten rankings between each other.

* * * 

My top anime rankings is a realistic depiction of how things just plain are.  If a show is longer it's better.  If a show is complete it's better.  And I take those factors into account, despite it being unfair to the shows that were gypped by the anime gods.  There's no equal starting lines on this race course.

This list is different, however.  With these rankings, it's fair to say that 'in an ideal world' all of these shows are about equal to each other.  For instance, PapaKiki, SAO, Fairy Tail, Kanon, Clannad and Crest of the Stars are all about equally well written.  They're on the same tier of artistic ability, though they don't end up ranked the same due to forces outside of their control.


But what if we ranked them more head to head, by genre?:

Shonen Action:


1.  Fairy Tail
2.  One Piece
3.  Naruto
4.  Bleach
5.  Dragon Ball
6.  Kimetsu no Yaiba
7.  Inuyasha
8.  Rurouni Kenshin
9.  Tengen Toppa Gurrenn Lagann
10.  Katanagatari
11.  Shingeki no Kyojin
12.  Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
13.  Edens Zero
14.  Berserk
15.  Boku no Hero Academia
16.  Hunter x Hunter
17.  Yu Yu Hakusho
18.  Valvrave the Liberator
19.  High School of the Dead
20.  Akame ga Kill!
21.  Flame of Recca
22.  Claymore
23.  History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
24.  Guyver
25.  Soul Eater
26.  Bastard!!
27.  Btooom!
28.  Shikkakumon
29.  Broken Blade


Sports:


1.  Uma Musume
2.  Major
3.  Hibike! Euphonium
4.  Girls und Panzer
5.  Saki
6.  Touch/MIX
7.  Ro-Kyu-Bu!
8.  Angelic Layer
9.  Ryuuou no Oshigoto!
10.  Extreme Hearts
11.  Hikaru no Go
12.  Prince of Tennis
13.  H2
14.  Chihayafuru

Idols:


1.  Love Live!
2.  K-On!
3.  The Idolm@ster
4.  Macross
5.  AKB0048
6.  BanG Dream!
7.  Oshi no Ko
8.  Selection Project
9.  Wake up, Girls!
10.  Hanayamata
11.  Locodol
12.  Natsuiro Kiseki
13.  Sore ga Seiyuu!
14.  Girlish Number
15.  Joukamachi no Dandelion

Mahou Shoujo:


1.  Pretty Cure
2.  Fate/etc
3.  Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha
4.  Yuuki Yuuna wa Yuusha de Aru
5.  Sailor Moon
6.  World of Witches
7.  Vividred Operation
8.  Kobato
9.  Puella Magi Madoka Magica
10.  Card Captor Sakura
11.  Zettai Bouei Leviathan
12.  Happiness!
13.  Shuumatsu no Izetta
14.  Mahoromatic

Comedy:


1.  Ranma 1/2
2.  Spy x Family
3.  Hayate no Gotoku
4.  Eromanga Sensei
5.  Working!
6.  Akaneiro ni Somaru Saka
7.  Kiniro Mosaic 
8.  Nekopara
9.  Galaxy Angel 
10.  Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
11.  Kyoukai no Rinne
12.  Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
13.  Kuromukuro 
14.  Yuru Yuri 
15.  Kitakubu Katsudou Kiroku
16.  Kamisama ni Natta hi
17.  Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
18.  Imouto Sae Ireba ii
19.  Sora no Otoshimono

Romance:


1.  Clannad
2.  Full Metal Panic! 
3.  Oreimo
4.  Toradora!
5.  Shakugan no Shana
6.  Sakura Trick
7.  Miyuki
8.  Kimi ni Todoke
9.  Ao Haru Ride

Harem:


1.   Little Busters!
2.   Haruhi Suzumiya
3.   PapaKiki
4.   Maria-sama ga Miteru
5.   Grisaia
6.   Haganai
7.   The World God Only Knows
8.   Shukufuku no Campanella
9.   Juuou Mujin no Fafnir
10. Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai!
11. Kanojo mo Kanojo
12. School Days
13. To Love ru
14. Akatsuki no Yona
15. Amagami SS
16. 100 Kanojo
17. Myself;Yourself
18. To Heart
19. Assassination Classroom
20. Oreshura


Slice of Life:


1.  Bakuman
2.  Princess Principal
3.  Non Non Biyori
4.  Sora no Woto
5.  Cowboy Bebop
6.  Vinland Saga
7.  Shirobako
8.  New Game
9.  Yama no Susume
10.  Rocket Girls
11.  Hanasaku Iroha
12.  Shiroi Suna no Aquatope
13.  Schwarzesmarken
14.  Spice and Wolf
15.  Samurai Champloo
16.  High School Fleet
17.  Aishiteruze Baby
18.  Valkyria Chronicles
19.  Atelier Escha/Ryza
20.  Kokoro Toshokan
21.  Baccano/Durarara
22.  Tamayura
23.  Tearmoon Empire
24.  Amagi Brilliant Park

Tearjerker:


1.  Cross Game
2.  Da Capo
3.  Kanon
4.  Angel Beats
5.  Basilisk
6.  Ef
7.  Suka Suka
8.  Anohana
9.  Air
10.  Tari Tari 

Sci-fi/Fantasy:


1.  Sword Art Online
2.  Code Geass
3.  Bake-(etc)-monogatari
4.  To Aru Majutsu no Index/Kagaku no Railgun
5.  Utawarerumono
6.  Seikai no Monshou/Senki/Danshou
7.  Shinsekai Yori 
8.  DanMachi
9.  Sousou no Frieren
10.  Scrapped Princess
11.  Record of Lodoss War
12.  Shin Seiki Evangelion
13.  Uuchuu no Stellvia 
14.  Vandread
15.  Tales of 'x'
16.  Granblue Fantasy the Animation
17.  Steins;Gate
18.  Goblin Slayer
19.  Dimension W
20.  Martian Successor Nadesico

Crime/Mystery:


1.  Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
2.  Kanata no Astra
3.  Shadows House
4.  Umineko no Naku Koro ni
5.  Rokka no Yuusha
6.  Hyouka
7.  Gosick
8.  Death Note 
9.  Boku Dake ga Inai Machi

Isekai:


1.  Hai to Gensou no Grimgar
2.  No Game no Life
3.  Honzuki no Gekokujou
4.  Youjo Senki
5.  Ken Tensei
6.  Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear
7.  KonoSuba
8. Outbreak Company
9.  Zero no Tsukaima
10.  The Eminence in Shadow
11.  Death March
12.  Choyoyu
13.  Isekai Nonbiri Nouka
14.  Gate
15.  Hataraku Maou-sama
16.  Kami-tachi ni Hirowareta Otoko
17.  Sokushi Cheat

My twelve categories are based on what the shows were trying to do, rather than any objective standard of measurement.  For instance, if they were trying to portray a new and different world than our own, then that's 'sci-fi/fantasy.'  If their purpose in life was to make you cry, then it's a tearjerker class story, whereas shows that make you cry incidentally while attempting to do something else are not in that category.  Slice of Life, to me, is trying to portray normal everyday life, people going about their jobs and lives, as an interesting and engaging activity worth talking about.  The ability to pull off an everyday life story while making it interesting, whether it be about soldiers or theme park operators, is what puts all of these shows under the same category.

The Harem category does not necessarily imply the protagonist is sleeping around with everyone -- though that is true in School Days' case!  Again, it's directed more towards the author's intent.  In this case, the author is trying to show off a grab bag of a huge number of characters to the viewer at once, in the hopes that at least some of them will stick if they just keep throwing more likable characters at you while ceaselessly drumming up their appeal.  It's a story whose philosophy = quantity > quality.

Mahou Shoujo involves any time a girl transforms from everyday life to heroine and goes off to save others, either tangibly or emotionally.  This covers shows as varied as Kobato to Mahoromatic.  Idols are girls who attempt to appeal to fans, whether that's in elections like Joukamachi and AKB0048 or for the sake of a daily paycheck like Sore ga Seiyuu or Locodol or as a portion of school life like with K-On!.  So long as there's singing and dancing at some point in the show it's a likely fit for the idol category.  The other categories should be self-explanatory.

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