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Sunday, July 18, 2021

Stories can have 4 real outcomes:

I've updated my Top Anime Rankings permapost to inform people exactly where a ranked anime's source work stands in its production process.  There are four possibilities:

1)  * = finished.

2) % = abandoned unfinished.

3) & = not finished but still being worked on so it might finish someday.

4) @ = had a perfectly good ending but is now involved in endless pointless spinoffs so like a zombie it just won't die.

Now all of my 200 ranked series have a marker indicating what type of story they belong to.  The good guys (* and &) or the bad guys (% and @), as it were.

Note that when a spinoff or sequel is good enough it falls under the '&' category, only when the extra content doesn't measure up to the original's worth do you end up with a '@'.

There are 8 series out of the 200 cursed with a @ mark:

Naruto

Code Geass

Higurashi

Inuyasha

K-On!

Suka Suka

Gate

Ghost in the Shell

There are 15 series out of the 200 cursed with a % mark:

Nanoha

Seikai no Senki

Eromanga Sensei

Berserk

Hunter x Hunter

High School of the Dead

No Game No Life

Guyver

Rokka no Yuusha

Card Captor Sakura

Hyouka

Broken Blade

Baccano

Amagi Brilliant Park

Chihayafuru

There are two reasons you might receive this mark.  One is the author is dead, so nope, nothing's going to happen.  This is true of Berserk and High School of the Dead.  The other instance is when it's been so long since any additional material came out that even though no one has officially stated the work is abandoned it may as well be.  Now, if a miracle occurs and new material arrives, I'll of course re-categorize the work back into the & category, but the creator must prove themselves to earn that &, only published works, not assurances, can get that symbol to flip.

There are 46 series out of the 200 blessed with a & mark:

Pretty Cure

Fairy Tail 

One Piece

Dragon Ball

Sword Art Online

Fate/Etc.

Love Live!

Index/Railgun

Major 

Rurouni Kenshin

Girls und Panzer

The Idolm@ster

World of Witches

Yuuki Yuuna

Macross

Saki

Boku no Hero Academia

Madoka Magica

Princess Principal

Edens Zero

Hai to Gensou no Grimgar

Kanojo mo Kanojo

Ryuuou no Oshigoto!

Akame ga Kill!

MIX

New Game

Vinland Saga

Yama no Susume

Tales of 'x'

Youjo Senki

Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear

Kami-tachi ni Hirowareta Otoko

Granblue Fantasy

Prince of Tennis

BanG Dream!

Akatsuki no Yona

Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun

Mikakunin de Shinkoukei

Spice and Wolf

Locodol

Yuru Yuri

Oreshura

Kimi ni Todoke

Shiroi Suna no Aquatope

Shadows House

A wide variety of situations fall under this category.  Some of these series are currently on hiatus but have built up enough trust with the audience that I expect they'll be back soon.  Others are anime original series that are currently in production.  Most are books, manga, or video games with new content coming out regularly.  You could say this is the beating heart of the entertainment industry.  Unfinished works with constant new updates is the only material that can entertain people for long -- finished works are gobbled up and that's that, so these series are our most precious assets.

By order of elimination, the remaining 131 top ranking anime series have already completed sources.  But this doesn't mean the anime is a complete adaption of those sources.  There are only 83 instances where that occurred or is slated to occur.

The 4 series whose source works are already finished, and an anime adaption has been promised but not delivered:

Bleach

Utawarerumono

Hibike! Euphonium

Shingeki no Kyojin

These are basically the four things I'm looking forward to most in the future, because the endings of fully adapted series are my favorite experiences.  It's frustrating that I've been promised these four things for a long time now and they still haven't happened, but when they do it's going to be amazing.

The 79 completed and adapted series who anime has actually done justice by are:

Clannad

Little Busters!

Cross Game

Kanon

Bakuman

Uma Musume

Oreimo

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Shinsekai Yori

Katanagatari

Scrapped Princess

Kobato

Sora no Woto

Non Non Biyori

ef

Vividred Operation

Record of Lodoss War

Shirobako

Koutetsujou no Kabaneri

AKB0048

Ro-Kyu-Bu!

Basilisk

Angelic Layer

Toradora!

Rocket Girls

Kanata no Astra

Shin Seiki Evangelion

Cowboy Bebop

Hanasaku Iroha

Air

Shukufuku no Campanella

Anohana

Tari Tari

Uuchuu no Stellvia

Vandread

Akaneiro ni Somaru Saka

Working!

Valvrave the Liberator

School Days

Schwarzesmarken

Yu Yu Hakusho

Shakugan no Shana

Samurai Champloo

High School Fleet

Nekopara

Steins;Gate

Zero no Tsukaima

Galaxy Angel

Wake Up, Girls!

Amagami SS

Gosick

Kuromukuro

Myself;Yourself

Martian Successor Nadesico

Kokoro Toshokan

Natsuiro Kiseki

Zettai Bouei Leviathan

Atelier Escha & Logy

To Heart

Assassination Classroom

Ginga E Kickoff

Happiness!

Tamayura

Death Note

Kamisama ni Natta hi

Boku Dake ga Inai Machi

Shuumatsu no Izetta

Azumanga Daioh

Mahoromatic

Girlish Number

Tears to Tiara

Seitokai no Ichizon

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

Usagi Drop

Kiki's Delivery Service

Summer Wars

Mononoke Hime

Spirited Away

Battle Athletes

Even among these 79, many have sequels or spinoffs that weren't animated, but I judged the core stories to have been sufficiently covered that the additional content can be ignored.  Of course it would have been nice if every last thing had been adapted, but I won't let the perfect become the enemy of the good.

Koutetsujou no Kabaneri is an interesting situation.  The makers of the series said it wasn't done, but were vague about their intentions to continue it.  Obviously more episodes could be made, there are still zombies out there.  But I also feel like the love story, which is the only important story, is satisfactorily over.  Ikoma and Mumei are an item and that's really all I wanted from the series.  So I count it as satisfactorily finished.

48 top ranking series have finished source works but animators refuse to finish adapting them, so we the viewers can only gnash our teeth in fury:

Bake-(etc)-monogatari

Full Metal Panic!

Ranma 1/2

Da Capo

Kimetsu no Yaiba

Sailor Moon

Hayate no Gotoku

Haruhi Suzumiya

PapaKiki

Angel Beats

Haganai

Maria-sama ga Miteru

Grisaia

The World God Only Knows

Majikoi

Unlimited Fafnir

Outbreak Company

Umineko

Claymore

To Love ru

Kiniro Mosaic

Aishiteru ze Baby

Kenichi

Flame of Recca

Sakura Trick

Kyoukai no Rinne

Hikaru no Go

Valkyria Chronicles

Hanayamata

Baka to Test

Death March

Choyoyu

Soul Eater

Lucky Star

Nichijou

Dimension W

Btooom!

H2

Joukamachi no Dandelion

Hataraku Maou-sama!

Kitakubu Katsudou Kiroku

Sore ga Seiyuu

Imouto Sae Ireba Ii

Ao Haru Ride

Sora no Otoshimono

Binbou Shimai Monogatari

Omoi, Omoware, Furi, Furare

Many of these series may well receive a future full adaption announcement, in which case I'll of course recategorize them.  But a lot of them are clearly doomed.  These are the worst tragedies.  It's such a waste to have a perfect, finished story ready to be animated and thus presented in the best possible medium to the world, and for it not to be.  It's even more horrendous when something is so obscure, because it isn't animated, that it's never translated into English at all.  So we'll never get to know the ending to Unlimited Fafnir, for instance.  Not in any way, shape or form.  It's simply vanished from existence.

The series that fall under this worst of all possible results currently are:

Bakemonogatari

Da Capo

PapaKiki

Haganai

Maria-sama ga Miteru

Unlimited Fafnir

Hanayamata

Lucky Star

I would trade some major bodily organs for at least translations of these remaining stories, if I can't get anime adaptions.  These rankle the most.  It's possible they'll be translated someday, in which case great, but the outlook is grim.

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