Unlike all you useless people, who even when asked never gave a single positive comment about '100 Waifus,' my book has already been recognized as top class by a reader, receiving the highest possible rating, within a single day of publishing over there. Was that so hard?
Now it isn't just me saying the book is great, outsiders agree with my assessment. If anyone doesn't like my book at this point, it isn't my fault, it's their fault for being incapable of grasping my genius -- unlike this scribble hub reader who clearly can. If it's possible for someone other than myself to like this book, in an ideal world, if only everyone were as good people as this anonymous reader, it would be possible for everyone to like this book. It isn't me who failed but everyone else.
By editing and proofreading the text 21 times, I removed all valid sources of complaint. I got rid of all grammatical errors and filled in all the plot holes. For someone to object to my book now, it can't be on style or presentation, it can only be on content. But if there are people out there who endorse the content, it means the content isn't innately bad -- it just means bad people shy away from good content like vampires do the cross. Now the question isn't -- why is my content so bad? It's -- why can't you see why this content is great like this other reader can? Did you really give this book a fair try in the first place? Do you have any valid logical arguments against what was said in the book or are you just throwing a temper tantrum in the face of Truth because accepting it would mean shattering your world?
There are basically three logical states reality can take -- 0, 1, or infinity. There's no such thing as two people liking a story. If two, there is no logical impediment to 3, and if 3, there's no reason why it couldn't be 4. And so on. Mathematically, once you cross over the humps of 0 and 1, the only remaining logical endpoint to a state is infinity.
This is why there's either no god, one god, or infinite gods. There cannot logically be two or three. This is why life is either on Earth alone or everywhere -- it cannot possibly exist on Earth and Alpha Centauri but nowhere else in the universe. If we discover life anywhere outside our solar system (so as to avoid the possibility of cross-pollination), that logically proves the universe is teeming with life pretty much everywhere. (Logically it's impossible for life not to exist because we ourselves disprove that theory).
So long as you useless readers never left a positive comment, it was logically possible for only 1 person to like my book -- either because I was insane and delusional or because the story was so narrowly tailored to my preferences that it couldn't possibly entertain anyone else. But that theory has now mathematically been blown out of the water. I'm not insane, I'm not putting on airs, and I didn't write a book that could only satisfy my own narrow thinking. With the addition of even one supporter all those theories can no longer stand.
(It wasn't possible for 0 people to like my book because I already liked it). So the only remaining logical endpoint of possible fans is now infinity. If the fans were the right sort of people, if enough people were exposed to it and got the chance to like it in the first place, I would right now have infinite supporters. The sky is now the limit.
Hopefully a sufficiently advanced culture in the future, AI or otherwise, will use some sort of advanced data sifting tool to discover my work anew and read it themselves -- then it can transform them in a way that it couldn't transform the readers of this blog. Because they were better people in the first place, they were capable of admiring greatness when it appeared before them. Maybe to current generation Earthlings with their mediocre IQ's and backwards cultures still stuck with religions from thousands of years ago, '100 Waifus' appears as nothing more than a blinding white light, but to advanced brains with advanced ideals it can be decoded into the visual symphony it has always been. It just took someone as good as me to finally realize the book was as good as I understood it to be.
I am under no illusion that my book could ever be popular in the here and now. The book violates practically every taboo on Earth and is absolutely polarized with the current world's zeitgeist about everything. I expect at least 99% of the population to throw this book at a wall if they ever came in contact with it and then wash their hands for thirty minutes to escape the 'moral corruption.' I'd actually be disappointed if most people liked this book, because that would mean I didn't convey my message of complete disdain for them effectively at all.
I never wanted this book to be popular. I wanted it to be appreciated and understood by the remnant of a remnant of human beings on this Earth who still possess a mind and a soul. Which is somewhere below 1% of the population but above 0, because after all I'm still alive (so mathematically it must at least be 1.)
Once that barrier is broken -- i.e., once the people who can read this book because they're of the right mindset to begin with do read this book -- I would like for it be inspirational. I'd like to see people network over fandom of it, and connect to each other via it. Once the people who like this book know of each other, they could then move on to the next step and come together physically in the real world. And from there they could start a new community on the exact same basis as the fictional characters in the work of fiction do. And then the exact same utopia could play out in real life as played out in the novel. If possible, I'd like to live in that community, though no doubt it will never happen because it's too difficult to spread the word sufficiently that it would reach the people receptive enough to its message, so instead the book and the bright souls who could enjoy it will pass each other like ships in the night. That's the fate of most good ideas.
But at least down one possibility axis there's the possibility of such a utopia coming to fruition due to the efforts I put into this book. If the many worlds theory is true, I just gave birth to such a world.
Alternatively, if there is a God, I may have convinced him or her to follow through on my ideals and create exactly such a world as I've described. Why not? If God is good, then perforce he or she must love my book, as all good people must. In that case my efforts will be rewarded in the next life even if they come to naught in this one.
There is a meaning to my life and my life's work that all went into this book. Now that the number ticked over from 1 to 2, that's the same as it ticking over from one to infinity. They're logically equivalent states. Infinite potential good flows from my pen. No thanks to any of you.
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