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Thursday, July 4, 2019

Spider-Man, Into the Spiderverse is Amazing:

Spider-man, Into the Spiderverse is multiculturalism done right.  There's an anime girl and a rap boy, and they work together to save the multiverse.  How cool is that?  Plus the white girl doesn't instantly crave black dick, they just work together to solve crimes.  It's so progressive!  Imagine, a white girl whose sole purpose isn't to breed black babies!

Plus it shows straight white boys acting like heroes instead of a basket of deplorables.  I could really get to like this techno cyber multiculti future.  It actually has a place for straight white boys, even blond blue eyed boys!  It treats them like heroes.

This is a movie that caters to everyone.  It may actually be the first multicultural movie ever.  I guess it takes a multiverse to pull it off, but hey, fine by me.  Whatever swings.

I have plenty of James Bond movies to spare, so I kicked one out and fit in this new Spiderman movie in its place in my great movie rankings.  I can only hope Endgame was as good as this animated adventure.  It was so well animated too!  Everything about this movie was well done.  Voice acting.  Choreography.  Plot.  Character designs.  Music.  I liked everything!  Absolutely flawless.

If you haven't seen it yet, this movie is a must see.  Everyone needs to dive into the spiderverse.

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