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Monday, January 20, 2020

Sakura Haruno hole filled:


One of my regrets with '100 Waifus' is how little time Christopher spent with his waifus from Naruto.  Rin Nohara had to content herself with getting the last words in the novel, but Sakura Haruno still deserved a scene of her very own.  I finally got around to filling in this plot hole by including Christopher's date with her, which occurs sometime after his date with Rydia but before the disastrous date with Cure Flora:

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  Sakura Haruno and I walked together through a newly-constructed trail in the woods for our date. It felt reminiscent of the time we were closest together, braving the Forest of Death, and appropriately she was in the guise of that time, a slip of a girl, with long flowing pink hair trailing down her back.
  "What a wide, charming forehead you have. It makes me want to kiss it." I smoothly rattled off like a playboy.
  "That wasn't Sasuke, that was Naruto pretending to be Sasuke. Are you actually Naruto?" Sakura's smile had a twinkle in her eye. Even if she appeared as a 12 year old she was actually a 37 year old married woman with a full grown child, it would take a little more than that to rattle her.
  "A lot of people dished on you for preferring me over him." I informed. "But all that means is they never understood you. From the very beginning your love was honmono. Why would it change? And the fact that it never changed is the only reason it was ever honmono from beginning to end."
  "I tried to stop loving you, but when push came to shove, I couldn't bring myself to do it. In the end I was still that naive girl who would abandon anything and go anywhere if it meant I could be with you." Sakura Haruno thought back.
  "And because I cared about you, I couldn't let you do that. All I ever wanted was to set you free of my dark destiny." I reported.
  "And all I ever wanted was to set you free of it too." Sakura wistfully murmured. "But that role was left to another."
  "I think it was the two of you together. Or else why marry you at the end? Doesn't that mean everything you ever said and did got through to me?" I contended.
  "Not very well, or you wouldn't have avoided me like the plague for the rest of our married lives." Sakura Haruno grumbled. "My own daughter didn't even believe I was her mother by the end."
  "Well, now the world's finally at peace and we can go on dates like this, so it all worked out, right?" I shrugged off my predecessor's atrocious behavior breezily.
  "Even as one in a hundred, I'm pretty sure I'm receiving 100 times as much attention from you as I'm used to." Sakura Haruno smiled, and then a blush of true happiness at the realization traveled up her entire face. "I don't even remember if we've ever been on a date before."
  "Well, let me say something to you no impostor has said before: You're the most brilliant, beautiful, dedicated, courageous, strong, reliable, kind, understanding, honest and true woman I've ever met, and I love you for it, just as I love you for every word and deed you ever filled with your love for me. Sakura. . .arigatou." I tapped her on the forehead.
  Sakura's green eyes glistened and then ran over with tears. "About time, you dummy."

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I'm always looking for new ways to improve the already greatest book in the world, which usually consists of Christopher bonding more deeply than hitherto shown with his plethora of waifus.  This is just one more step in the journey before my 17th re-reading and re-editing run begins.

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